What’s all this about a flying space pig?
Where’s the prime minister this is his gig
He’s disappeared so I guess I’m in charge
but I fart a lot and I’m rather large
I don’t take vinegar on my salad
Excuse me sir but you’re looking pallid
Is it because you have realized
That I am planning your demise
Victory should be naked
Yeah, victory should be naked
There’s nothing I like more
Than casting my human suit to the floor
I have such a beautiful body
I’m one slitheen hottie
So victory should be naked
Oh so very naked
You see that zipper on my forehead
I’ll unzip it and you’ll soon be dead
No one can get in the way
the earth will be our big payday
come on everyone we’ll be sellin cheap
auctioning off this great big dung heap
real estate salesmen except with lasers
without cheesy billboards or red blazers
because
we’ve trapped rose tyler with that doctor who
and harriet jones mp for flidel north too
while sealed off in that room
they can only await their own doom
wait. Stop. Can you hear that sound?
I think a bomb might be coming round
we really should’ve known
that the doctor always pwns